Friends puppy ate a whole chicken, that scoundrel!
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I love IPhone. I love that it has storage for only 5 pictures and 1 song. I love that if you throw it against a wall it won’t break but if you drop it from 2 inches off the ground the screen will shatter, delete all your important calendar reminders and text your ex and tell them that you miss them.