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Porn puppies and funnies

naked-yogi:

It’s like, I want you to hold my hand and kiss my forehead, but I also want you to fuck my ass and pull my hair.

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awwww-cute:

Friends puppy ate a whole chicken, that scoundrel!

awwww-cute:

Friends puppy ate a whole chicken, that scoundrel!

fuckyeaheda:

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

😊

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unclefather:

I love IPhone. I love that it has storage for only 5 pictures and 1 song. I love that if you throw it against a wall it won’t break but if you drop it from 2 inches off the ground the screen will shatter, delete all your important calendar reminders and text your ex and tell them that you miss them.

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